Thursday, April 21, 2011

Breakfast:
Large delicious deli coffee w/ milk and sugar
Sausage and 2 eggs on whole wheat bagel

Snack:
1 orange

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Breakfast:
1 delicious deli coffee w/ milk and sugar (large)
1 orange

Lunch:
Bowl of chicken-flavored Ramen + 1 Thin 'n' Trim Chipotle & Peach Salsa sausage link

Snack:
Starbucks tall skim cocoa cappuccino

Dinner:
Chicken salad (greens, cherry tomatoes, a few croutons), white wine

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Breakfast:
Venti skim cinnamon dolce latte, no whip
1 orange

Lunch:
Bowl of chicken-flavored Ramen + 1 Thin 'n' Trim Chipotle & Peach Salsa sausage link w/ stir-fry: 1 carrot, 1 soy sauce packet, extra virgin olive oil
Spicy chocolate cake (a little bit) + sauvignon blanc (a little bit)

Snack:
Teeny-tiny bag of Fritos (I know I should eat healthy "on the go...")


"Dinner" (going out)
A couple of slices of sprouted Manna bread w/ hummus, a couple of carrots
Glass of white wine
2-3 Jim Beam and Diet Cokes, part of a Rolling Rock?
1 slice chicken quesadilla pizza from Vinnie's (hmmm)
More spicy chocolate cake (a little bit) + sauvignon blanc (a little bit)

Monday, April 18, 2011

Breakfast/Lunch:
Grande skim cinnamon dolce latte, no whip
3 Madeleine cookies 

Dinner:
Bowl of chicken-flavored Ramen + 2 Thin 'n' Trim Chipotle & Peach Salsa sausage links w/ stir-fry: 1 carrot, 1 scallion, 1 packet soy sauce, a bit of corn starch, extra virgin olive oil
3/4 of a bottle of sauvignon blanc


Snack:
Half a slice of spicy chocolate cake (cake flavored w/ cayenne pepper)
1 orange

A Surprise Return!

Hello! I still exist. I make slightly fewer terrible life decisions now that I'm no longer 22/23. Gah, no wonder I was getting fat. Looking back at what I ate back then...well, I'm happy to still be alive, much less have fingers that aren't so engorged that I can't type.

Anyway, I also still eat, and recently I've been on a bit of a "let's lose weight to look cuter" mission. Since there's no way in hell I'll ever actually stick to a prescribed diet, the plan has basically been not to be a douchebag and stuff myself with Fritos every day. After a couple of months of this, I've been feeling better, but I'm far from perfect at it. Let's start with what I ate today...

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Breakfast:
Grande skim cinnamon dolce latte, no whip (as you can see, I'm still a sad, pathetic Starbucks addict)
3 Madeleine cookies ("fat bombs")
Box of apple juice

Lunch:
Small cup of chicken/tomato/pepper yummy soup from Brooklyn Bagel
Bagel with butter
Mango Snapple

Dinner:
Bowl of chicken-flavored Ramen + 1 Thin 'n' Trim Chipotle & Peach Salsa sausage link (delicious...)

Let's play ketchup

Hello my poor neglected blog, my sweet examined ass. Yes, I know how long it's been. Time flies when you're not blogging. And I know you've missed me and probably stayed up for many nights crying into your virtual pillow about me. It's not that I don't love you, bloggie dearest, it's that... well, I've been cheating on you with my other activities, such as, ya know, REAL LIFE.

But thankfully, I can recall a good amount of what I've eaten for the last 2 weeks!

Monday, June 4
Lunch: McDonald's, grilled chicken sandwich, fries, Diet Coke
Dinner: Lauriol Plaza small chicken quesadilla, swirl margarita


Tuesday, June 5
Breakfast: skim mocha at Starbucks, croissant
Lunch: chicken sandwich w/ lettuce, onion, honey mustard, Diet Coke
Dinner: 3-4 cold pieces of barbeque chicken pizza, Diet Coke


Wednesday, June 6
Breakfast/Lunch: Mango smoothie
Dinner: Pad See Eu with chicken, Sala Thai, Diet Coke
Later: sandwich on hamburger bun, 3 skinny salami pieces, Diet Coke

Exercise: 1 hour yoga

Thursday, June 7
Breakfast: Bottle of mocha frapuccino
Lunch: A whole bunch of watermelon slices, 3/4 of a milk chocolate Ritter Sport
Happy hour: A whole bunch of wine at Vidalia
Dinner: white rice, ~4 chicken skewers, Diet Coke

Exercise: 25 minutes elliptical

Friday, June 8
Breakfast: Bottle of mocha frapuccino
Lunch: 1 piece cold cheese pizza, bag of Fritos, can of Nestea ice tea
Dinner: Hamburger and fries? A bunch of Midori sours?

(This is where my recollection gets hazy because I didn't write it down. I'm going to skip ahead to today because I'm too lazy to remember all this. I do know, however, that I went to the gym on the elliptical 3 times since then, twice for 20 minutes and once for 40.)

Ahem, also. Weight: 131

Monday, June 18 (today!)
Breakfast: skim mocha at Starbucks, croissant
Lunch: Pad see eu with chicken, 2 Diet Cokes
Dinner: Half of a cold chicken sandwich, slice of cold barbeque chicken pizza, Diet Coke

Today I went to a bridal shower and got wrapped in toilet paper

Breakfast: Tiny can of Pepsi

Bridal shower food:
1 Mimosa
2 pieces of chicken on skewers
A couple of pretzel sticks dipped in a chocolate fountain
2 small pieces of watermelon

TGIFridays food:
Diet Coke
1 piece Oreo and Chocolate cake

Health Bar takeout food:
Chicken sandwich with lettuce and onion, fries
Bottle of orange-mango Honest Ade

A whole bunch of cherries